Day(few hours actually) at the Beach...

It started out like any other day, wakeup, brush teeth, swear at some things blahblahblah... UNTIL my dad said "Why don't we go to the beach?" I was like "Sure..." and so was my youngest sister... Mum and my OTHER sister were like "fkuIdunwannafkinggo" so we left them at home...

So we started off by driving to Coles(to M'sian readers, this is like a Giant, they're fking everywhere) where I bought a can of Monster Energy(Mmm, tastes a bit like Red Bull). And we were off to the beach...The City Beach that is... Drive-Drive-Drive, we were there!!!

First thing I felt when coming out of the car was "Damn its windy"... So, I sat down and enjoyed my drink... Before you knew it, I finished it and went for a walk... And noticed this sign: A regular beach sign until I noticed "No Nude Bathing" Hmm... I thought to myself  "Do THAT many people go swimming in the sea while nude?"  I left that thought for another time as I saw an interesting place...

Well, for starters, its an observation thingy... And I didn't climb up that tower thingy, the opening was locked... Damn... Oh well... The waves were quite big(not like those little shits at Port Dickson) and I was quite interested in getting wet... So I did... And I splashed and splashed... You know the feeling when you're doing something fun and you feel like you're "high" or something... that's what I felt... Mmm...

Soon we were leaving the place... And went back home...

-The End-

YOU NO EAT CUCUMBERS!!!

 My my, hasn't it been a long time?

Yeap! It is... So let's kick this post off...

Cucumbers, are they just plain vegetables? Or ARE they Evil?  Either way, I don't like them... WHY? well... it's mainly because I don't like the way they taste... But still... They ARE the devil's work... SOME say "cucumber" in some obscure ancient language means "long thing which can cause death, misfortune, indigestion, loss of blood, disease, death, death AND DEATH"... Apparently these ancients knew their evil and they wisely chose to NOT eat cucumbers...
But in 1326, a guy named Iam Re Tard picked one up from a satanic church and decided to eat it... Little did he know that he'll transform to humanity's greatest threat a.k.a THE GREEN DOOM!!! blahblahblah... I STRONGLY DISCOURAGE YOU ALL FROM EATING CUCUMBERS... END!!!

love, KenAnn... Who's still high...

Interview with Mr. Banana!!!

(The below content maybe too senseless for some people, If you like realism... You're in the wrong place.)

It's that special time again!!!
Today I'm interviewing Mr. Banana!!!

Me: Nice to meet you Mr. Banana, I want to do an interview on you...
MB: It's my pleasure... Wait... You WANT TO INTERVIEW ME!!! Holy ****!!!
Me: Err... yes? Well let's being shall we? Tell us a bit about yourself...
MB: Well, you could say I'm considered a delicacy all over the world... And men often liken their "cough-cough" to me...
Me: Now, that's all fine and dandy... But could you go a little bit deeper about yourself...
MB: Sure, anything for the people( YOU!!! ) who are gonna read this... I began life on a tree, It wasn't a particularly nice tree but it was a great place to grow-up... Nice peaceful surroundings, birds singing everyday and great fresh forest air... I was a young banana'ling back then, the world had no dangers and life was great... But one day I saw some monkeys eating other bananas off another tree... I'm telling you, it was the most horrifying thing I ever saw... (tears drips)

Me: It's all right now, I feel your pain... Would you like to go on?
MB: Of course, of course... Sorry for that emotional outburst back there... Now, where was I? Ah, yes... THAT day... After witnessing what I call all brutal slaughter of bananas, I went to tell my mom... After hearing my tale, she looked me in the eyes and told me it was time to know the truth... Me, being innocent and unknowing at the time had been shocked after hearing what mom had told me... (teary eyed)
Me: Need a tissue? I got some here...
MB: Thanks, I needed that... Mom told me that wad I had witness was to be all of our(bananas) fates... I was shocked and asked her why... She told me that was the way things are... I couldn't hold back my emotions and I ran away from home... I told myself that I'll be the savior of the bananas and change the very paths of our destinies...
Me: Wow... That's some extreme shit...
MB: I formed a rebellion with other like-minded bananas, we wanted to end our oppressive fates and so we decided to kill those other monsters which devoured our kind... At first, we were not sure on how to do it, but a brilliant banana came up with the idea of poisoning unsuspecting bananas with a substance harmful to those which ate us... And so our night-time operations commenced... The fruits of our labour were great... Within that month alone, our enemy suffered many casualties... The guys and I were damn happy with our work and decided to move up to the next level...
Me: Go on, don't the readers be in suspense...

MB: Okok, The brilliant banana who gave us our method of killing has yet discovered another... He called it "Machine Guns". The invention worked perfectly and we were soon shooting any enemy on sight... We were then known as "The Yellow Death". Everything feared us and we ruled the jungle with an iron fist. All obeyed and none dare oppose...
Me: So how did u end up in that grocery store?
MB: Ah, you mean the fall of my empire... One day, one of the most influential members of the squad decided he wanted more... And he plotted against me... I didn't suspect him because we knew each other well and so I was kidnapped and put in a strange place (delivery truck) with a lot of other bananas, but they seem different... Each was like a walking corpse, they all had no mind of their own... Just laying there waiting for something to happen... Soon we're taken to that "grocery store" you mentioned and that's how we met...
Me: Great tale you have there, and now I shall do what I wanted do since coming back home...
MB: What's that?
Me: EATING BANANAS!!! (Grabs Mr. banana and takes a bite)
MB: NO!!! Hey, its actually kind of nice in here... Damn, I should have listen to mom... Goodbye WORLD!!!

And that concludes our interview, I'm your friend on drugs... Have a nice day!!!

2010: A new year, a new beginning?

So... As those of you who don't live under a rock notice... It's not 2009 anymore... IT'S 2009 + 1 !!!

And now we give a BIG welcome to 2010!!!

Now, I think that 2010 may be a year of improvement, examples include: economy's getting better( I think ), Malaysia gets its own F1 team( Lotus ), Osama is suspected to be hiding in Pakistan... Blah-blah-blah.... And I feel that we all should look-forward to having a great year.


This year is also a big 'effing year for Malaysian 15 year-olds such as ME!!! Why? PMR la... we're screwed... All that "wonderful" studying to do, and  the "glorious" pressure we'll be getting... Malaysia, please prepare your mental institutions. Well, what can we do eh?


More importantly, I( aka owner of this blog ) AM migrating to sunny Perth, Australia this year... The time I'll be saying bye-bye is unknown due to the complicated issue of settling down there... a.k.a finding the goddamned right place to live and governmental stuff... 


Now, DO NOT think that can leave all of you M'sian pals with ease... I get all emo-like when I think about it... Think about it, leaving your former life behind and going to a new place, meet new people. Its like I'm 5 years-old again... Leaving the house and going to kinddy-garden, all strange and very unknown, leaving that security known as home...

So, this may be my last year here in Malaysia... So I'll have to value my time even more now... On the lighter side, I'll get farewell gifts!!! Please do not bring this matter up to me in-person as I feel terrible just thinking about it, let alone having to explain over and over again... I'll tell you all when I'm sure of the time I'll be going.

Back to school matters, its gonna start, SOON!!! 4th of January to be exact... I'll be in the screwy morning session... not because I don't like it, but because I have to wake up early... every 'effing day... Screw early mornings... Sleep is more important. For those who need to know... I'm a evening person...


Time to sign off... I'm your unknown relative, and that's all for today. Happy 2010!!!

-End of Post-

It's been a while...

As the title says, It's been a while since I last posted eh?

Now, I shall. Woohoo...

Being in emo(the lonely type) mode now, I ponder on, the thing which I lack: a girlfriend.

It is said that one hasn't experience life until one has experienced love(as I mentioned: the gf/bf type), but is this true? I believe so. Seeing the happy couples that surround me, this thought came to mind... So why won't I get one?

I came up with a list of possibilities:

Bad:

1. I'm self centered, and don't give a damn about others.
2. I'm a cheap bastard.
3. I'm THAT unattractive.
4. I'm gay??? (probably not...)
5. I'm destined to be lonely.

Good:

1. Not the correct time. (as in timing, not age)
2. No suitable person. (I have tastes...)
3. I have the freedom to flirt around.
4. I can do things without worrying about the other person.
5. I can be all pervy... heheheh...

And there they are...

And now I feel better after expressing my heart... Mind you, I'm a romantic at heart(probably too much manga), so I often think " It'll be nice if I had a partner. "

That's all for now folks, Good Night~~

Love,

The cutest person u know...

Ken Ann.

A movie which was ahem*

Greetings and salutations, I'm back !!!

As we know, holidays can be um.... boring. So this leave us with relatively nothing to do, and so, I'll just write about a movie I have watched.

I've watch 3 movies in the past week, and turns out that 2 were fine, but the one movie left was just rubbish. That movie is : TWILIGHT: NEW MOON !!! ( applause ).

The movie, was like watching the grass grow. Its all boring and suddenly a dog poos on you. The reason I decided to watch to movie? Because there was no other movie left. Back to the plot, Edward(vampire guy) leaves Bella(slutty girl) because one of his family members accidentally injures her. This causes him to realize how much of a threat he(plus family) poses to her(vampires bite humans).

She doesn't want to forget him and discovers that she can see visions of him when she's doing things which are dangerous. She then becomes a retard-ass thrill seeker, all because she wants to see Edward again. Then, Jacob, a werewolf steps into her life as her new best friend. Turns out that he likes her blah-blah-blah she likes him too... Only to go back to Edward. That slutty whore...

To minimize on spoilers, that's all I'm gonna say. Please go watch the movie and come out reveling in the sluttiness of Bella. Happy Holidays, I'm out.

(End of Post)

(If tea and liquor weren't enough... Meet coffee.)

Poem by me...

This is a poem by ME !!! Enjoy =)

-Life-

In this world, there are hi's and bye's,

Anyday, anytime you are gonna say hi,

But when the time comes, you gotta say bye.

The world can be mean, you should know, right?

And the grass is green, but only on the other side,

That makes you wonder why?

The way you live your life,

Is only for you to decide,

The choices you make and the rules you abide.

Life is a game of choice,

So make your decisions wise,

And reach the heaven in your mind.

Stupid last day of school.

(You just sold your soul to me)

Well, today is the last day of school... And it was like a potluck party... Some things were good and some were not. So, let's kick this post off...

Day started with me wondering why the eff'ing modem(new one) was slow, 15 eff'ing minutes for the damn connection!!! But at least it works... God Bless its electrical heart...

Then school time came and off I was to the slaughterhouse. There I "attended" the LEO installation... Now I can brag about my people-helping powers... WooHoo!!!

The day then took a turn for the worst, teacher went on a spot-checking spree that pissed us all off... Some peoples' phones got stolen and something happened... I don't know because I was in a counselling session with our lovely Pn. Chong...

And that was how my last day of school went. No heart-felt goodbyes, but just plain ol' annoyance.

(End of Post)

(Since tea is getting boring... I now have a new best friend... It's called liquor.)

~~Getting a Facial~~

Nice to type something again... I was a bit lazy last few weeks...

Today I went for a facial !!! Or what we cantonese speaking chinese call "sai min". Damn was it an enlightening experience. So, heres how it went.

First, the lady put some cream on my face and started doing what you expect: rubbing and massaging. Then it was pimple removal time!!! Woohoo!!! She uses a needle to burst the pimples and starts using another "tool" to squezze the shit out of them. Hell did it hurt... But it was for a good cause... those evil pimple-producing bacteria were living in my face so it felt good.

After that painful experience, it was all downhill. A somewhat stinging cream was put and removed after awhile. Then it was a minty smelling mask thing... mm... I was left alone to think about the bad things I've done. After that was removed, my facial was complete.

Now that needle thing was quite painful, so if you're feeling emo try that and you won't anymore. Guys, if you like pain get a facial.

Note: Facials are NOT for sissys, if you think so, I dare you to get one.

And heres a pic about my post-facial face

(Tea is still good for you... Even though its sometimes scalding hot.)

How Boring My Life Acually Is.

Before we start, we begin with a prayer. Blah-blah-blah Amen. Now I begin.

My life is boring, it doesn't stink but its BO-RING. Let me elaborate a little.

In the morning I get up after 10++ hours of good night slumber. Then I wash up a little and proceed to stare at some screens(PC, PSP, TV etc.). If I'm energized enough I make some food. With all of that done I look at the clock and Behold! its almost school time. A quick shower then its off the misery kingdom or hell if you prefer.

At school its all: KEN ANN!!! tolong saya/cikgu/dog/cat/mouse aa... There's also those terribly boring classes. The normal stuff if you like. Yes yes, school IS that boring.

Back home again, I take a shower, then eat, then go look at more screens. If you were wondering how do I maintain my eyesight with all those screen watching, I put Boiling Hot, Molten Red, Angry-looking Acid in my eyes. At somewhere between 11-1 its night-night time.

And the process repeats itself over-and-over again. [-_-]

Yes, you agree, my life is boring. But its also Oh So Relaxing... Lot's of free time to relax. It suits me, I like relaxing and doing whatever that fancies me at the moment. No tuition and crap here. Ah... So relaxing my life is.

(If you think this is gonna be about tea, YOUR ABSOLUTLY RIGHT !!! Drink Tea or Die. Have a nice day)

Random Nonsense

( How my mind looks like )

If you know me, you know I blabber nonsense anytime. And now's the time.

I'm at home, looking at the screen in front of me thinking: WTH am I going to Do?

You see, I get bored easily so, you get it.

Now, a thought hit me!!! Isn't today the "mooncake festival" ? Why, yes it is. It's the perfect chance to burn things down and eat not-so-edible mooncakes. WooHoo!!!

As you can see, I'm either very bored... or very high... loaded on some strong stuff... God?! is that you? WTF are you doing to that kitty cat? You're Doing What!? I'm probably just high. Why? Maybe that Pokka drink I drank just now was loaded, no wonder it tasted BAD...

Yes. That was me, as random as space thingies.

(End)

(If you were wondering what was that pokka, it was some green tea + peach shit. I know my teas and this tastes horrible for something which came from Japan: Supposedly known for its green tea. I am now avoiding japanese drinks for the moment.)

Daily Life: 28/9/09

Today, I'm just bored... so I decided to give my fingers a light workout.

What I feel like talking about now is.... something... how 'bout school? Yeah... That's fine.

Today, is the 1st day of school after the Hari Raya Holidays, it went well for me... No major problems and shit. BUT, I found out that I paid the "Yuran Tambahan" TWICE. Shitting Hell...

Anyway, my class teacher was kind enough to help me(and 2 other people who did the same thing) ask the school's "upstairs" to get a refund. She asked me why and I thought: F***, how can you expect me to remember a thing like that? Sure, RM 54 is quite a lot but does anyone give a shit about school issues?

So here I am now, thinking if I don't get a refund, I want a reward for "donating" that extra RM 54 to the damned school. YOU HEAR ME??? SMKBL !!! I WANT A FREAKING REWARD !!!

Now that's over, I going to play some Wii. Peace is for dummies, People need dissagreement.

(If you feel like having some tea. Go have some. Each cup you drink saves a kitten/puppy/cub/calf/kid/duckling/chick from a VERY VERY PAINFUL DEATH. So do a good deed and have that cup of tea)

My view of people of Malaysia

Hello fellow Malaysians.

Do you ever associate certain characteristics with certain races? Well? Of Course you DO !!!

Don't Lie !!! Everybody has a little picture of actions that a certain race would do. Take for example, Me, I think that Black people like to talk loudly. They can't go anywhere without talking (Loudly) and laughing (Loudly too) with their little group of friends. This clearly disturbs us modest (applies to some) Malaysians.

Back on topic. When the word "chinese person" comes up, I the words: Cheap, Stingy, Money-faced and Image-loving come to mind. There are a few good things too: Caring, Moral(To a Certain Extent) and Ambitious (A.K.A Singaporeans). I'm chinese so I'm slightly biased, but that doesn't stop me from stating some things I noticed. So, Chinese people reading this please don't "HaiYo!!!" me. I'm a neutral person who complains about everything.

Now, if "malay guy" is said, I'll have the words: Religious, Slow-thinking, State obvious things and Like to Buy Stuff. They have their good points too: They take care of their friends, Nice people ( applies to the more open minded ones) and they're easy going about life.

Two major races down, one last one to go... Indians !!! :)

Now, don't get me wrong. I like indian people(mostly) and don't have anything against them. The ones who I DO have problems with however, are also disliked by the indians themselves. We think alike to say the least. Indian people are seen by me as: Arrogant, Spend lavishly(rich ones) and class-concerned. Their nice things are: If you earn their trust they'll help you to the ends of the earth and are quite sure of their goals.

Now that's over. I'm gonna write something to people who think I'm racist/stereotyped. I'm not the racist/stereotyped guy you think I am and thank you for even so much thinking about me. Love You Too.

-End

(I'm so crazy about Tea, I bought China, Japan, Sri Lanka and Cameron Highlands.)

(I LOVE YOU TEA !!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU !!!!)

Writer's block...

Dear readers, as you all have noticed I haven't been updating my blog for some time. So to inform you all, I am having a writer's block.

What the heck is it you ask? Well, it is a phase when a writer has no new material going about in his mind and so, not writing anything new. I think mine is happening because I haven't been reading the news recently so I have nothing to complain about.

Either way, the block in my head should clear soon. So watch out.

Meat and Vegetarians

Meat, it's in everything, from burgers to hotdogs. It can be found in diets all over the world, but there exists a large group of people who don't eat meat or discourage the consumption of meat.

But let's not touch that dark subject first, we shall look into the brighter side of meat. Imagine yourself enjoying a pizza, chewing throught all the layers and tasting all the flavours. Now imagine a pizza without the savoury meaty taste. Horrible thought isn't it? How about a hamburger without the patty, a hotdog without the sausage or chicken curry without chicken?

Meat is essential to our diet, both to please our tastebuds and to nourish our body. Without meat our bodies would lack protein and substances which contributes to our health. In moderate amounts, meat is good for us and yet there are people who abstain from it.

These people are known as vegetarians and I find their practice silly. If god created us to avoid eating meat he'd make us all herbivores and thus unable to eat meat. So, god( or whatever you believe in ) made it ok to consume meat. If you say they're doing it for health purposes your wrong. Try searhing "unhealthy vegetarian" and you'll see.

You don't need to live only on plants to be healthy, the trick to health is to have a balanced diet. If you're having thoughts about being vegetarian, I strongly discourage you from continuing. More importantly, LONG LIVE MEATY FOOD !!!

(End of Post)

( Tea doesn't contain meat, but who the heck cares? It good for you, have a cup right now. )

How Spiderman spends his free time

It's your favourite uncle who's not related blogging on Merdeka day.

So to start off, I wish everyone a happy Merdeka. And now to the main-course: How Spiderman spends his free time.

Everybody says they know him, that his name Peter Parker, he has a girlfriend, he works as a reporter for the "Daily Mail" etc. But, there's something missing, what the heck he does when he's not Spiderman?

Well I for one believe that Spidey visits nightclubs. Why? Because that's the only place where he can enjoy himself and keep an eye on criminals. Who doesn't like the idea of a beer drinking, fighting crime the next moment Spiderman?

Next, Spidey would most probably visit animals shelthers on weekends. He visits those cute animals disguised as a dog( Pic: Spiderman caught visiting a animal shelther ). His only problem would be escaping after being caught and locked-up in a cage.

Lastly, taking artistic pictures will also be probable as something Spidey does in his free time. Spidey as we all know is somewhat a lonely person, a girlfriend who's always in trouble, his only relative is Aunt May who's freakin old and he works for a Nazi boss. This loneliness leads to moments where Spiderman needs to express himself, and he does it through pictures.

( A cup of tea would be nice after all that reading, wouldn't it? I know it does. )

My solution to the F*cked up prefect shit.

Dear readers,

As you all are well aware, my school life has got a little more f*cked up with the new PSPP system. I did a little thinking during the weekend and I came up with a solution.

First, we shall lower our standards and recruit as many people as possible and Voila!~ Manpower problem solved. We can then improve their performance by rewarding according to their performances, the better they do the better the rewards.

Next, we shall assign duty through shifts due to the increase in manpower, for example: X can do his duty on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays while Y does his duties on the days in between. This solves the over-worked prefect problem. A nice bonus is that it also keeps everyone fresh and exited for duty.

Lastly, we shall assign duties according to the individual prefects abilities. This way we don't make unreasonable expectations of the prefects and thus, we won't be easily dissapointed.

That was my suggestion to make my school's prefects lives easier. I also believe that the current plan is conjured up by Nazis.

(End)

(How to relax: Drink a cup of tea. Enjoy.)

Exams and shitty school shit

Its time for more words to spew out of my mind again.

This time, I'm writing about school stuff. First into the fire is some Prefect shit. As by wearing a blue school uniform I'm a prefect, or as they say, Pengawas Tandas. Well, the prefectorial board in my school is in its very essence, ABSOLUTE SHIT. It is headed by a guy without a life besides being a prefect and in simple words, a nerd.

It today has made my life even more difficult, why? Its because it has came up with more satanic ways to screw-up our lives, by making group leaders to record our every movement and by implementing a points system with penalties very much like the students'. All of this crap for the all 'greater' purpose of improving the quality of service we prefects give to the school. In my opinion, its all bullshit.

The third exams are also coming up. They're going to take place next week. I don't have anything to say on this topic except "We're all going to mutha-effing die".

(End)

( Tea is still being consumed by millions/billions of people all around the world)

Emo people

Emos, they're everywhere, at the mall, at school, at most places. Even in public toilets =).

What is a emo? An emo is a person who is usually sad, negative and lonely. Or that's what they claim. An emo is easily spotted because the of the clothes he/she wear ( dark stuff with emo messages ) and the way he goes around doing his stuff( A: HELLO!!! EMO: I WANNA DIE :< ).

Here where I live, tons of people claim their emo, they don't fit the criteria for emo-ness. They don't cut themselves or hit their head against the wall. They're just normal people a bit on the sad side. So these people I know aren't emo.

And hell they annoy me, if your life sucks that much then just jump off a bridge, it isn't worth living. And stop the F*** going around saying that you only can fell sadness, lonelyness or anger. People are getting around fine without your F***ing useless whining. And don't get me started up on the claim " I live only to let people know my pain ", just die you whiny bitches don't be afraid of death, it ends your pain.

And that is my request to emo people. Die or don't be emo. BTW I made it un-emo to piss emo people off.

(Usually at the end of a day, Ken unwinds be sipping tea.)

( Extra Stuff )

Take my friend, Rass for example, he's not emo just angry and in a very 'productive' way for that matter. The world doesn't need more emos. In other words, be like him. Funny people make the world a better place.

Science & Maths in English? - My opinion

Hello people,

Got serious crap to post about, whether to use English as a medium of instruction for Science & Mathematics in schools.

English, the current language Sc & Mt is being taught in, is being taught around Malaysia mostly without compliants from students or their parents. This decision is not without it's opposition, but some who oppose the practice give the highly ridiculous reason of rural students not being able to catch-up with their lessons.

Why I think the reason is stupid is because schoolchildren are constantly being sent to schools which do not use the student's mother tongue as a teaching language. For example, malay student gets sent to chinese school without knowing a word of mandarin, but graduates with good results. It is a known fact that we humans improve by constantly being throwned at challenges.

Another reason I think why students cannot keep-up with the curiculum is because their teachers are given inadequate trainning. As to my belief, Sc & Mt teachers are being trained in Bahasa Melayu, which is why they has problems when given the task of teaching in English.

English is the most commonly used language by both Science and Mathematical communuties. Since that is the case, its only right if we use English as language of instruction if we Malaysians are to gain a standing in the global Science and Mathematical arenas. Most scientific papers/theories are published in English, and if we are to understand them our scholars/ scientists need to command the English language.

In conclusion, I fully agree with English being the instructional medium for Science & Mathematics.

End of post.

( After typing so much, the author is thirsty for many cups of tea. Preferbly chinese ones. )