Daily Life: 28/9/09

Today, I'm just bored... so I decided to give my fingers a light workout.

What I feel like talking about now is.... something... how 'bout school? Yeah... That's fine.

Today, is the 1st day of school after the Hari Raya Holidays, it went well for me... No major problems and shit. BUT, I found out that I paid the "Yuran Tambahan" TWICE. Shitting Hell...

Anyway, my class teacher was kind enough to help me(and 2 other people who did the same thing) ask the school's "upstairs" to get a refund. She asked me why and I thought: F***, how can you expect me to remember a thing like that? Sure, RM 54 is quite a lot but does anyone give a shit about school issues?

So here I am now, thinking if I don't get a refund, I want a reward for "donating" that extra RM 54 to the damned school. YOU HEAR ME??? SMKBL !!! I WANT A FREAKING REWARD !!!

Now that's over, I going to play some Wii. Peace is for dummies, People need dissagreement.

(If you feel like having some tea. Go have some. Each cup you drink saves a kitten/puppy/cub/calf/kid/duckling/chick from a VERY VERY PAINFUL DEATH. So do a good deed and have that cup of tea)

My view of people of Malaysia

Hello fellow Malaysians.

Do you ever associate certain characteristics with certain races? Well? Of Course you DO !!!

Don't Lie !!! Everybody has a little picture of actions that a certain race would do. Take for example, Me, I think that Black people like to talk loudly. They can't go anywhere without talking (Loudly) and laughing (Loudly too) with their little group of friends. This clearly disturbs us modest (applies to some) Malaysians.

Back on topic. When the word "chinese person" comes up, I the words: Cheap, Stingy, Money-faced and Image-loving come to mind. There are a few good things too: Caring, Moral(To a Certain Extent) and Ambitious (A.K.A Singaporeans). I'm chinese so I'm slightly biased, but that doesn't stop me from stating some things I noticed. So, Chinese people reading this please don't "HaiYo!!!" me. I'm a neutral person who complains about everything.

Now, if "malay guy" is said, I'll have the words: Religious, Slow-thinking, State obvious things and Like to Buy Stuff. They have their good points too: They take care of their friends, Nice people ( applies to the more open minded ones) and they're easy going about life.

Two major races down, one last one to go... Indians !!! :)

Now, don't get me wrong. I like indian people(mostly) and don't have anything against them. The ones who I DO have problems with however, are also disliked by the indians themselves. We think alike to say the least. Indian people are seen by me as: Arrogant, Spend lavishly(rich ones) and class-concerned. Their nice things are: If you earn their trust they'll help you to the ends of the earth and are quite sure of their goals.

Now that's over. I'm gonna write something to people who think I'm racist/stereotyped. I'm not the racist/stereotyped guy you think I am and thank you for even so much thinking about me. Love You Too.

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(I'm so crazy about Tea, I bought China, Japan, Sri Lanka and Cameron Highlands.)

(I LOVE YOU TEA !!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU !!!!)

Writer's block...

Dear readers, as you all have noticed I haven't been updating my blog for some time. So to inform you all, I am having a writer's block.

What the heck is it you ask? Well, it is a phase when a writer has no new material going about in his mind and so, not writing anything new. I think mine is happening because I haven't been reading the news recently so I have nothing to complain about.

Either way, the block in my head should clear soon. So watch out.

Meat and Vegetarians

Meat, it's in everything, from burgers to hotdogs. It can be found in diets all over the world, but there exists a large group of people who don't eat meat or discourage the consumption of meat.

But let's not touch that dark subject first, we shall look into the brighter side of meat. Imagine yourself enjoying a pizza, chewing throught all the layers and tasting all the flavours. Now imagine a pizza without the savoury meaty taste. Horrible thought isn't it? How about a hamburger without the patty, a hotdog without the sausage or chicken curry without chicken?

Meat is essential to our diet, both to please our tastebuds and to nourish our body. Without meat our bodies would lack protein and substances which contributes to our health. In moderate amounts, meat is good for us and yet there are people who abstain from it.

These people are known as vegetarians and I find their practice silly. If god created us to avoid eating meat he'd make us all herbivores and thus unable to eat meat. So, god( or whatever you believe in ) made it ok to consume meat. If you say they're doing it for health purposes your wrong. Try searhing "unhealthy vegetarian" and you'll see.

You don't need to live only on plants to be healthy, the trick to health is to have a balanced diet. If you're having thoughts about being vegetarian, I strongly discourage you from continuing. More importantly, LONG LIVE MEATY FOOD !!!

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( Tea doesn't contain meat, but who the heck cares? It good for you, have a cup right now. )

How Spiderman spends his free time

It's your favourite uncle who's not related blogging on Merdeka day.

So to start off, I wish everyone a happy Merdeka. And now to the main-course: How Spiderman spends his free time.

Everybody says they know him, that his name Peter Parker, he has a girlfriend, he works as a reporter for the "Daily Mail" etc. But, there's something missing, what the heck he does when he's not Spiderman?

Well I for one believe that Spidey visits nightclubs. Why? Because that's the only place where he can enjoy himself and keep an eye on criminals. Who doesn't like the idea of a beer drinking, fighting crime the next moment Spiderman?

Next, Spidey would most probably visit animals shelthers on weekends. He visits those cute animals disguised as a dog( Pic: Spiderman caught visiting a animal shelther ). His only problem would be escaping after being caught and locked-up in a cage.

Lastly, taking artistic pictures will also be probable as something Spidey does in his free time. Spidey as we all know is somewhat a lonely person, a girlfriend who's always in trouble, his only relative is Aunt May who's freakin old and he works for a Nazi boss. This loneliness leads to moments where Spiderman needs to express himself, and he does it through pictures.

( A cup of tea would be nice after all that reading, wouldn't it? I know it does. )

My solution to the F*cked up prefect shit.

Dear readers,

As you all are well aware, my school life has got a little more f*cked up with the new PSPP system. I did a little thinking during the weekend and I came up with a solution.

First, we shall lower our standards and recruit as many people as possible and Voila!~ Manpower problem solved. We can then improve their performance by rewarding according to their performances, the better they do the better the rewards.

Next, we shall assign duty through shifts due to the increase in manpower, for example: X can do his duty on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays while Y does his duties on the days in between. This solves the over-worked prefect problem. A nice bonus is that it also keeps everyone fresh and exited for duty.

Lastly, we shall assign duties according to the individual prefects abilities. This way we don't make unreasonable expectations of the prefects and thus, we won't be easily dissapointed.

That was my suggestion to make my school's prefects lives easier. I also believe that the current plan is conjured up by Nazis.

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(How to relax: Drink a cup of tea. Enjoy.)

Exams and shitty school shit

Its time for more words to spew out of my mind again.

This time, I'm writing about school stuff. First into the fire is some Prefect shit. As by wearing a blue school uniform I'm a prefect, or as they say, Pengawas Tandas. Well, the prefectorial board in my school is in its very essence, ABSOLUTE SHIT. It is headed by a guy without a life besides being a prefect and in simple words, a nerd.

It today has made my life even more difficult, why? Its because it has came up with more satanic ways to screw-up our lives, by making group leaders to record our every movement and by implementing a points system with penalties very much like the students'. All of this crap for the all 'greater' purpose of improving the quality of service we prefects give to the school. In my opinion, its all bullshit.

The third exams are also coming up. They're going to take place next week. I don't have anything to say on this topic except "We're all going to mutha-effing die".

(End)

( Tea is still being consumed by millions/billions of people all around the world)