How Spiderman spends his free time

It's your favourite uncle who's not related blogging on Merdeka day.

So to start off, I wish everyone a happy Merdeka. And now to the main-course: How Spiderman spends his free time.

Everybody says they know him, that his name Peter Parker, he has a girlfriend, he works as a reporter for the "Daily Mail" etc. But, there's something missing, what the heck he does when he's not Spiderman?

Well I for one believe that Spidey visits nightclubs. Why? Because that's the only place where he can enjoy himself and keep an eye on criminals. Who doesn't like the idea of a beer drinking, fighting crime the next moment Spiderman?

Next, Spidey would most probably visit animals shelthers on weekends. He visits those cute animals disguised as a dog( Pic: Spiderman caught visiting a animal shelther ). His only problem would be escaping after being caught and locked-up in a cage.

Lastly, taking artistic pictures will also be probable as something Spidey does in his free time. Spidey as we all know is somewhat a lonely person, a girlfriend who's always in trouble, his only relative is Aunt May who's freakin old and he works for a Nazi boss. This loneliness leads to moments where Spiderman needs to express himself, and he does it through pictures.

( A cup of tea would be nice after all that reading, wouldn't it? I know it does. )

My solution to the F*cked up prefect shit.

Dear readers,

As you all are well aware, my school life has got a little more f*cked up with the new PSPP system. I did a little thinking during the weekend and I came up with a solution.

First, we shall lower our standards and recruit as many people as possible and Voila!~ Manpower problem solved. We can then improve their performance by rewarding according to their performances, the better they do the better the rewards.

Next, we shall assign duty through shifts due to the increase in manpower, for example: X can do his duty on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays while Y does his duties on the days in between. This solves the over-worked prefect problem. A nice bonus is that it also keeps everyone fresh and exited for duty.

Lastly, we shall assign duties according to the individual prefects abilities. This way we don't make unreasonable expectations of the prefects and thus, we won't be easily dissapointed.

That was my suggestion to make my school's prefects lives easier. I also believe that the current plan is conjured up by Nazis.

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(How to relax: Drink a cup of tea. Enjoy.)

Exams and shitty school shit

Its time for more words to spew out of my mind again.

This time, I'm writing about school stuff. First into the fire is some Prefect shit. As by wearing a blue school uniform I'm a prefect, or as they say, Pengawas Tandas. Well, the prefectorial board in my school is in its very essence, ABSOLUTE SHIT. It is headed by a guy without a life besides being a prefect and in simple words, a nerd.

It today has made my life even more difficult, why? Its because it has came up with more satanic ways to screw-up our lives, by making group leaders to record our every movement and by implementing a points system with penalties very much like the students'. All of this crap for the all 'greater' purpose of improving the quality of service we prefects give to the school. In my opinion, its all bullshit.

The third exams are also coming up. They're going to take place next week. I don't have anything to say on this topic except "We're all going to mutha-effing die".

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( Tea is still being consumed by millions/billions of people all around the world)

Emo people

Emos, they're everywhere, at the mall, at school, at most places. Even in public toilets =).

What is a emo? An emo is a person who is usually sad, negative and lonely. Or that's what they claim. An emo is easily spotted because the of the clothes he/she wear ( dark stuff with emo messages ) and the way he goes around doing his stuff( A: HELLO!!! EMO: I WANNA DIE :< ).

Here where I live, tons of people claim their emo, they don't fit the criteria for emo-ness. They don't cut themselves or hit their head against the wall. They're just normal people a bit on the sad side. So these people I know aren't emo.

And hell they annoy me, if your life sucks that much then just jump off a bridge, it isn't worth living. And stop the F*** going around saying that you only can fell sadness, lonelyness or anger. People are getting around fine without your F***ing useless whining. And don't get me started up on the claim " I live only to let people know my pain ", just die you whiny bitches don't be afraid of death, it ends your pain.

And that is my request to emo people. Die or don't be emo. BTW I made it un-emo to piss emo people off.

(Usually at the end of a day, Ken unwinds be sipping tea.)

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Take my friend, Rass for example, he's not emo just angry and in a very 'productive' way for that matter. The world doesn't need more emos. In other words, be like him. Funny people make the world a better place.

Science & Maths in English? - My opinion

Hello people,

Got serious crap to post about, whether to use English as a medium of instruction for Science & Mathematics in schools.

English, the current language Sc & Mt is being taught in, is being taught around Malaysia mostly without compliants from students or their parents. This decision is not without it's opposition, but some who oppose the practice give the highly ridiculous reason of rural students not being able to catch-up with their lessons.

Why I think the reason is stupid is because schoolchildren are constantly being sent to schools which do not use the student's mother tongue as a teaching language. For example, malay student gets sent to chinese school without knowing a word of mandarin, but graduates with good results. It is a known fact that we humans improve by constantly being throwned at challenges.

Another reason I think why students cannot keep-up with the curiculum is because their teachers are given inadequate trainning. As to my belief, Sc & Mt teachers are being trained in Bahasa Melayu, which is why they has problems when given the task of teaching in English.

English is the most commonly used language by both Science and Mathematical communuties. Since that is the case, its only right if we use English as language of instruction if we Malaysians are to gain a standing in the global Science and Mathematical arenas. Most scientific papers/theories are published in English, and if we are to understand them our scholars/ scientists need to command the English language.

In conclusion, I fully agree with English being the instructional medium for Science & Mathematics.

End of post.

( After typing so much, the author is thirsty for many cups of tea. Preferbly chinese ones. )

Why no girlfriend?

YO! Long time no post... Donno what to say.

Well, today is as uninteresting as usual. For all of you to know, my blog DOES NOT cover day to day events, it DOES random and unconnected topics which I'm impulsed to blog about.

Ok, to the main-point.

The answer to that it is still work in progress. I am a person who has normally not shy around other people, but I get so nervous around her. That is a problem.

If you ask people the question ' Oii, why you no girlfriend la? ' the answer is normally:

a) 'f@#$ you'

b) 'Don't talk shit'

c) 'nobody suitable'

d) 'Me like singlularity'

e) 'Nobody like me'

f) 'Me shy'

These are the common answers people give when asked the question above.

Next, althought a lot of girls have crushes on me (not perasan, its just fact) the girls I like seem to be immune or disinterested in me. Another problem I'm facing.

I have certain tastes(a.k.a picky) when it comes to GF/BF matters. I don't do the below:

Girl: Please be my boyfriend.

Me : OK. ( Limited feelings for her but what the heck... I got a girlfriend.)

That is not me, I don't take random invitations.

Ok, that's some issues I have with the girlfriend matter. End of post.

( Chinese tea farmers are experiencing an explosion in sales after I became a tea addict. )

Camp

Long time no post, feels nice to write again.

By the way, forgot to mention last tuesday 9/6/09 was my birthday. Darn, I'm older.

To the main point, last week I went camping. It was a 'Badan Beruniform' camp. We went to a place called Kem Sri Raudah, and to be frank the place is comparable to a public toilet. It's dirty, the food stinks, the toilets cannot flush and it's wet all the damned time.

On the first day there, the first thing they did was took our handphones from us. THE BLOODY BASTARDS !!! OK, that's fine with me... And then we went to our dorms. God, the dorm was in condition so bad that Osama would surrender to the U.S. if he went in there. I learned the bath water has'nt been changed in 3 months. After unpacking they got us into groups. Then we did the day's activities: obstacle course, seminar about why the heck we're in the pasukan uniform and my favourite... night walk. Damn, the jungle is dark as hell at night. We ended by going to bed at 2a.m. and were expected to wake up at 5 the next morning!

The next morning we woke up as expected, BUT the teachers did'nt show up until 6.30! OK, I can live with that too... We went jungle trekking next, nice activity because of the cool, refreshing river water. We bathed in a 'pool' later. We went back to camp by going past a highway. A few motorist honked and waved at us. How friendly of them... Back at camp we prepared for our performances at night. The topic is too boring to talk about.

Last day, we had a marching competition. We Taekwondo people had no share in marching so we went to hang out somewhere. Then we went back HOME !!! PRAISE ALL THE ROCKS IN THE WORLD.

Back home, the first thing I did was $hit. Three days worth... Then I played my Wii for awhile and went for a nap... for 8 hours. At night I slept some more. Oh it felt soo good.

The experience was a good one with some MINOR inconvieniences. I would go again if it isn't held in Kem Sri Raudah again.

End of post

Since the day Ken Ann became a tea addict. 4,700,569 cups of tea went down his mouth. The number is increasing every second.