Kebersihan Kelas = sometihing no one cares about

Hiya boys and girls, its me again. 

Today I'm going to talk about class cleanliness. Yesterday I noticed 1 thing, my class was dirty and what did WE, the students do?   NOTHING!!! YEAHHH.

Problem here is that nobody cares how clean the class is. We see a piece of paper on the floor, we do nothing and pretend its not there.

Now, already a "few" teachers have "chat" with us about the class's cleanliness and we still did nothing. If this continues for a few more months we'll be probably called Tempat Buang Sampah SMKBL.

The students here like to create rubbish. For example: X takes out thrash from his laci and throws it at Y. Y lets it drop on the floor and says some bad words to X. X don't care.

:::NOW REMEMBER :::

Throw your rubbish. 

How much I'm confused with life

Hi, don't you guys ever feel like you have no time for yourself? Or nothing goes the way you want it.

Well I do, I darn sick of homework. Why, firstly I think my school is a damned jungle. Books go missing everyday. My friend Ian had lost 3 books. And me? I had just lost my Sejarah exercise book, also my Tatabahasa is gone. You get the idea.

I too want to talk about "God-like" management of the prefect board. We all emphasize on harmony in our society right? And look here, a simple prefect board of a secondary school, all the members backstabbing each other and being at a constant power war. So much for claiming its 1 big family.

And take a look at our teachers, not being understanding of students dislike of homework. Why can't they take other methods to pass on their knowledge. Why instead homework? We students need time for our selves too. I know they were brought up on different principles on life but can't they adapt to the new ways of the more modern world?

One last thing I touch before signing off is the need to have love at this level. I full well understand that love is an important aspect of life. Relationships were meant to last, which is more enjoyable? A five hour plane flight or a five day cruise? I feel like taking things slowly is the way to go. 

Art sucks

Today I got demerit ..... again.

Shit ! , I now really don't like my seni teacher anymore.

That's because she gave me demerit again. Because I didn't do some lousy art project. God...

I can't wait for the day she gets struck by a stray bolt of lightinng. Damn her.

No assembly

Hi again,

Now I will post to tell you all about something called " Pengurusan Kelas " DAMN I hate it.

Now, the thing that I mentioned is "we" the students of SMKBL have no more assembly before school or after class. Why? Its because we now have 15 minutes to spend with our " beloved " form teachers to do absolutely NOTHING.

Well, why I hate it is because we now have to go to our stinkin classes early. Just think about it who in whole wide world (I know some people enjoy it but not me) likes to go to class?

Still it has a upside to it, 15 less minutes for some other lesson.

Why Sushi King promoted RM 2 Sushi?

Yes kiddys its me again, the day the teacher gets shited on, posting to say I had a sushi supper.

Yesterday I went to Tesco because my mom said Sushi King was running a promo: 2 bucks sushi. So, there we were outside the place marveling at how stupid ridiculously long the queue was. And I suggested we didn't wait 50 years for 2 bucks sushi so we had KFC. After that the queue was still darn long so we went shopping. Then when we came back the queue wasn't that long and we waited. Soon, we were having a sushi supper.

Now I'm wondering why such a promo was happening. Is it because Sushi King infected its rice and wants to turn us all into zombies? Or its just running a promo to boost sales? Either way I still hoping the teacher gets rabies. 

How I got 4 demerit points

Today I've experinced another example of teacher randomness. My good old malay teacher just gave me 4 Demerit, YES I'll spell it again 4 demerit points.

Well I hope a bird shits on her little @#$% head when she goes out of her house tomorrow. After that she steps on a rabid dog's tail and gets rabies, so she get hospitalized for some time.

Angry, Ken

How to look Stupid

In this entry I'm gonna teach you guy how to look like a retard, YES boys and girls a retard.

 

Firstly you must get to know your face better, like me ! See how round and soft my face looks? That's perfect for the stupid blur shithead look. Also remember to smile. As shown in the picture above.

Now kids, we're going to see the posessed by demons look. As you all see, staring as though your life depended on it work very well. Now show your serious face and stare. Now, don't open your mouth as you may look like a retarded crapface pretending to be posessed.

Peace mates.

How homework slows us down

I have a damned shitload of homework to do today, so I'm complaining how do teachers try to keep up with the syllabus. Why can't we do things slightly slower? 

For example: 7 year olds learn 5+5, 8 year olds learn 5-5, 9 year olds learn 5x5 and 10 year olds learn 5/5.

Ok, not THAT slow but slow enough to decrease our workload.

Like the picture above, the giraffe is how primitive we're going be if we continue with the boatloads of homework. While the airplane is the major advancement if we have more time to spend thinking of ways to improve our current world.

My malay teacher has a heart.

Today ,

I forgot to do my homework and went to school.

There I had to do some shit for the school so I didn't had time for my homework.

So when my teacher found out she didn't scold me or anything, instead she let me off the hook and ask me to pass it up on monday.

I'm really grateful that she didn't lecture or punish me.

Bottom line is that sometimes even people who don't seem to have a heart has one.

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